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Facebook dating

A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!
Guy 1: Hey man! You gotta check this Facebook dating thing out!
Guy 2: Wait they did what now?
by Workin mans April 22, 2020
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shot date

when you and one other friend (male or female) go out and do shots all night.
Jack: Hey, you seem to have a tough time.
Jill: Yeah I am.
Jack: Do you want to go on a shot date?
Jill: Hellz yeah. I'm in need of one.
by URBAN SHOTTER January 15, 2010
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hood date

When you go on a date with a girl but you are taking a walk or hanging out in the hood with store bought drinks and plastic cups instead of going to a restaurant, coffee shop etc. Can be very romantic if done with the right person
I think you should take her on a hood date if you dont have any money
by Noup September 26, 2019
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silent date

When two people go out and agree not to say a word to each other and as few words to other people as possible especially when your date is in ear shot. The goal is to communicate non verbally with lots of eye contact, body language, and physical contact. Also no phones allowed.
We went on a silent date and I've never felt so close and in-tune with someone like that before.
by charlieechomikedelta October 20, 2017
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Midwest Date

A date centered around a particularly Midwestern activity. Like 'Yote Huntin', deer driving or perhaps a rousing ride in the harvester combine with your significant other.
ex.1
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"

ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"

ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"
by The1dietrich January 18, 2013
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date the states

a game that people play to try and go out on a date with someone from every state in the United States. Only one date is needed and it has to be their home state. foreign people are wild cards and can be placed in any state.
Girl 1: did you go out with Jon? he's from Nevada.
Girl 2: Yeah I did! now i just need Oregon!
Girl 1: awesome! We are so good at date the states!
by lfhgaj April 6, 2009
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hate date

To hate date is the sexual equivalent of having a "frienemy."

It's part masochistic and part lazy, but it always means that you hate yourself and the other person and are allowing the relationship to be dragged out. The purposes of hate-dating is for the sex, which can range from satisying to ok to laughably bad. You might keep the person around because they're fun and the sex is wack, or the sex game is good and the person means shit to you.

If one person is cheating or trying to degrade the other to gratify their own insecurities, and/or if the relationship has been drawn out and on the downturn, both parties are hate-dating. For highly dysfunctional and broken people, all they know is hate-dating, because it's a place to dump all your fucked up unconscious feels at once, affirming the way you feel about yourself and the opposite sex
I realized I kept boo around to hate date when all I did was talk shit.

I'm not committed- I'm committed to hate-dating.
by knobstomper October 7, 2016
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