Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

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Zoo

Prison for beings who have never commited a crime.

That giraffe was taken from his family to be shipped to a zoo

by And.thats.on.periodt October 6, 2019

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Zoo dirt

The combined smell of all the outdoor animal asses coming from a single point.

Skyler ass smells like zoo dirt.

by Jcougar12 October 18, 2023

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Zoo Wee MAMA

Ben hughes wants to have intercourse with his brother

Zoo Wee MAMA

by [po1438945189 March 29, 2025

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zesty zoo-zah

To describe something is extremely weird or out of the ordinary, or may seem really gay or homosexual.

What the zesty zoo-zah is that!

by Dansk35 August 29, 2023

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A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.

She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.

by Old Man Duffy November 27, 2017

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