Viewer 1: "OMG Scroll down to the YouTube Comments".
Viewer 2: "Nah I still have some hope left for humanity, don't wanna lose it"
Viewer 2: "Nah I still have some hope left for humanity, don't wanna lose it"
by RussyMartinez January 30, 2018
Get the YouTube Comments mug.The most shittiest and worse YouTube video ever. Having more cringe then even Justin Bieber and Fortnite combined, this video can give you any kind of disease if you watch it. This video has almost more dislikes then what Baby from Justin Bieber has, meaning that it's very shitty. Don't watch the video unless you want to die from cringe, and make sure to dislike it.
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A website that encourages its users to "Broadcast Yourself," and allows people to upload videos of nearly anything. Though it was announced in October 2006 that the site was going to be taken over by Google, the REAL takeover is already occuring, under the radar, by the following groups:
1.) Overcaffeinated fifteen-year-olds with camcorders, Windows Movie Maker, and way, way too much free time.
2.) Anime fanatics who believe that virtually every song sounds better when remixed with completely random clips from their favorite episode of Naruto.
1.) Overcaffeinated fifteen-year-olds with camcorders, Windows Movie Maker, and way, way too much free time.
2.) Anime fanatics who believe that virtually every song sounds better when remixed with completely random clips from their favorite episode of Naruto.
Omigod! So, like, Ashley and I uploaded the sweetest video of ourselves dancing to the latest Fergie song onto Youtube!!
by Monsterboy777 November 18, 2006
Get the youtube mug.A person who will boast or brag about seeing a video on YouTube before it became popular and got a lot of views.
Regular person: "Dude, I saw that Evolution of Dance video on YouTube last night; that video has almost 170 million views! That guy is pretty good!"
YouTube Hipster: "Yeah, I remember watching that video before anyone was talking about it. It only had, like, 5 thousand views at time..."
Regular person: "I hate you."
YouTube Hipster: "Yeah, I remember watching that video before anyone was talking about it. It only had, like, 5 thousand views at time..."
Regular person: "I hate you."
by BloodShed269 April 25, 2011
Get the YouTube Hipster mug.When a group of friends sit around a computer and share youtube videos that they have found in the recent weeks, and take turns sharing said videos.
In a Youtube Session, there is an unspoken rule about taking turns, usually in a round robin style, but is often broken when someone exclaims that everyone "has to see" the video they have in mind.
An abbreviation of "Youtube Session" would be "Youtube Sess", with "Sess" pronounced as "Sesh".
In a Youtube Session, there is an unspoken rule about taking turns, usually in a round robin style, but is often broken when someone exclaims that everyone "has to see" the video they have in mind.
An abbreviation of "Youtube Session" would be "Youtube Sess", with "Sess" pronounced as "Sesh".
"Charlie, great Youtube Session the other night. I didn't know about Wombo Combo until Heather showed me."
"Oh, my, god. You NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO, TIME FOR A YOUTUBE SESSION"
"Oh, my, god. You NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO, TIME FOR A YOUTUBE SESSION"
by Kangaroo captain December 10, 2009
Get the Youtube Session mug.The spiral you descend into, much like Alice when she was in Wonderland, where you keep falling and have no sense of time. It starts with watching a video of a cat that your friend sent you, clicking a related clip of a baby laughing, to ultimately watching an R rated clip. You then come to your senses and realise you've just wasted 2 hours of your life watching pointless videos and vow never to do that again.
Friend: "What did you get up to today?"
Me: "I started off watching a cat video and then feel into a Youtube Spiral and wasted so many hours watching so many useless videos. I'm never going to fall into a Youtube Spiral again".
Friend: "Did you see the video of the cat playing the keyboard?"
Me: "No. Let me look it up now."
Me: "I started off watching a cat video and then feel into a Youtube Spiral and wasted so many hours watching so many useless videos. I'm never going to fall into a Youtube Spiral again".
Friend: "Did you see the video of the cat playing the keyboard?"
Me: "No. Let me look it up now."
by ieatblog March 18, 2014
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Each video can be rated and commented on, which is not a good idea at all. Most of the comments in almost ANY video consists of 12-year old kids with no spelling or grammar skills; 30+ year old pseudo-intellectuals who try to tell everyone else how they're right and the others are wrong; racists; or people who just like to pick fights for no reason. If for whatever reason you feel like losing a few brain cells and want to look at the comments, be prepared to see a lot of "noob", "faggot", "gay", "Republican/Democrat", or "nigger" being used.
Aside from the comments, Youtube used to be a decent place, until the following started happening:
1. WMG started deleting music videos and muting videos with ANY piece of audio by any of the music artists under their labels
2. Viacom sued Google, which Youtube is owned by, having them delete many videos of TV shows
3. The majority of the user base became 14-year old tween girls obsessed with Twilight and the Jonas Brothers
4. Fred became the most popular user. Seriously, that alone is reason to avoid this place like the black plague.
Now, there is almost nothing left worth watching on Youtube, except for maybe some Failblog videos, Youtube Poops, or music videos of bands NOT owned by WMG. And even these can be ruined just by looking at the comments. It can be the most non-provoking, non-violent, socially-acceptable video ever, and you'll still see someone flaming the holy hell out of someone, whether it be the author, or another commenter.
Each video can be rated and commented on, which is not a good idea at all. Most of the comments in almost ANY video consists of 12-year old kids with no spelling or grammar skills; 30+ year old pseudo-intellectuals who try to tell everyone else how they're right and the others are wrong; racists; or people who just like to pick fights for no reason. If for whatever reason you feel like losing a few brain cells and want to look at the comments, be prepared to see a lot of "noob", "faggot", "gay", "Republican/Democrat", or "nigger" being used.
Aside from the comments, Youtube used to be a decent place, until the following started happening:
1. WMG started deleting music videos and muting videos with ANY piece of audio by any of the music artists under their labels
2. Viacom sued Google, which Youtube is owned by, having them delete many videos of TV shows
3. The majority of the user base became 14-year old tween girls obsessed with Twilight and the Jonas Brothers
4. Fred became the most popular user. Seriously, that alone is reason to avoid this place like the black plague.
Now, there is almost nothing left worth watching on Youtube, except for maybe some Failblog videos, Youtube Poops, or music videos of bands NOT owned by WMG. And even these can be ruined just by looking at the comments. It can be the most non-provoking, non-violent, socially-acceptable video ever, and you'll still see someone flaming the holy hell out of someone, whether it be the author, or another commenter.
"Hmm... I want to go on Youtube. What's new?"
*sees lots of Twilight and Jonas Brothers videos*
"Whoa, not cool. Ok... I'll see the POPULAR videos!"
*sees whole lot of Fred and High School Musical videos*
"Uhh... ok... lemme just do a search for a band I like"
*sees a video, clicks it, finds out it was deleted by WMG*
"Aw fuck! ... well it's ok... I'll just search for some funny stuff now... maybe someone slipping off a diving board?"
*finds video, reads comments*
"Geez... can I find some peace ANYwhere?? Ah, I know!! I'll look at a video of a cute puppy! Surely no one will have anything bad to say there!"
*finds video, reads comments*
"WHAT??? He said he wants to kick the shit out of that dog??? How dare he?!? And then he called the author a faggot?!? That's it... I'm DONE with Youtube!! DONE!!!"
*sees lots of Twilight and Jonas Brothers videos*
"Whoa, not cool. Ok... I'll see the POPULAR videos!"
*sees whole lot of Fred and High School Musical videos*
"Uhh... ok... lemme just do a search for a band I like"
*sees a video, clicks it, finds out it was deleted by WMG*
"Aw fuck! ... well it's ok... I'll just search for some funny stuff now... maybe someone slipping off a diving board?"
*finds video, reads comments*
"Geez... can I find some peace ANYwhere?? Ah, I know!! I'll look at a video of a cute puppy! Surely no one will have anything bad to say there!"
*finds video, reads comments*
"WHAT??? He said he wants to kick the shit out of that dog??? How dare he?!? And then he called the author a faggot?!? That's it... I'm DONE with Youtube!! DONE!!!"
by Absolutely No One April 11, 2009
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