wench

Modern definitions of wench:

1. Girlfriend

2. A whipped man

3. An asshole

Guy A: "Hey man you're not seeing the wench again tonight are you?" (1)
Guy B: "Yeah"
Guy A: "Oh my god you're such a wench" (2)
Guy B: "Shut up wench" (3)

by captain jack July 24, 2006

Winch

Shorter name for Winchester Rifle, usually where quick and frantic action is necessary where syllables get chopped.

LoRes: Scoots, t3h zombies R = coming!1!1one
Scoots: DONU"T Fear!1!6! I upgraded my infratranet to a TI-83+ Connexion!
LoRes: ...That's a type of calculator...
Scoots: FSIK!!1! uR YOUR ur're Clam Chowdah has done it again!!199
LoRes: Dammit Scoots! Winmen keep PM/IMing me! I'm pinned down in a Winmen Convoy* (*conversation) GET THE WINCH!!!1onehundredeleven!1

by LoRes June 26, 2008

nigga bed wench

A black male who dates,marries or is involved sexually with a caucasian

Look at that white girl/boy with that nigga bed wench

by Aquarius Baby October 29, 2019

Wanch

An unidentified bug.

“Look at all those wanches flying around!”

by Billos April 20, 2019

wanch

Contrary to popular belief wanch does not mean hoe or bitch. It's when a person instantly nuts when/after seeing someone they find attractive. It also can be used in a phrase such as "instant wanch" or "I'm about to wanch".

"Dude that waiter over there is an INSTANT WANCH!"

by ndcuiebwiqodihcd December 20, 2017

wench

A olde worlde serving woman.

by pee wee April 23, 2003

wenchling

An adolescent wench. Often she will be wearing like horrible white patent pvc boots and a denim mini skirt from like New Look or sommat. Her hair will be like straightened to non-existence or pulled back so tight you can see the sunlight shining off her gelled up hair. She will have a low-cut top on often showing her training bra on from Primark or sommat. She will probably be between the ages of 11 - 16. Will have some sort of chav in a rusty old nova hanging around her trying to get her panties off.

Wenchling: Check out like bowling venues, because they are so young they cant get in like. Often called Kirsty, Gemz or sommat completely ghay like that. See *niblet* but add in a slut factor.

by LisaThe Babe Yeh! January 21, 2006