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moving to California to write for the Food Network

This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.
Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.
by SocratesTheYounger February 22, 2011
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write me feelz

Im having write me feelz
by Krkič October 12, 2020
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to write love on her arms

to write love on her arms ( twloha ) is clothing line disguised as an intensly pretentious "non profit" organization against depression, self harm, suicide, ect. it has some sort of obsession with a story (which isnt very interesting or even well written)about a "troubled" girl who finds god before going to rehab which helps her have the strenth to recover.

the organizations biggest accomplishment appears to be its clothing collection, most notably its t-shirts. their slogan is "love is the movement" and appears on most of their clothing items.

these t shirts are primarily worn by fans of the emo pop bands that act as musical billboards for the organization, such as paramore and the academy is... and can be seen at nearly every concert/show of the genre. the organization goes hand in hand with the exploding evangelical emo sub sub genre (bands like underoath...and half of the 2007 vans warped tour line up).
girl1: ooooh! thats a cute shirt, what does it say?
girl2: love is the movement.
girl1: ohhh thats CUTE!
girl2: not really, its the slogan this lame organization thing called to write love on her arms that does basically nothing for the cause it was created to battle and once again just calls more attention to self harm and depression and the obsession the current emo genre has with it.
girl1: damn.
girl2: yea, its a shame too, cause their shirts would be totally awesome if it wasnt so played out.
by ghettostarchild September 13, 2007
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write off

by Patrick January 7, 2004
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write off

To make love to a girl in a hardcore fashion (to shag the brains out of her)
See that girl over there, im gonna write her off later.

Mike: Alrite Jon what did you get up to last night?
Jon: Saw the mrs, put it this way she was a total write off last night.
by jellyrim May 20, 2010
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whiter

Synonym for wanker. Probably in reference to the colour of male masturbatory production. Only ever heard the term used by people from or connected to Aberdeen, Scotland.
Usually prefaced with the word "hemmin" a contraction of "hey man" - e.g. "Hemmin ya whiter"
by seanus September 20, 2008
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Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense

In poker jargon, your hole cards being a Queen with a 'Tray' Suited.
I cracked his Pocket Aces with the Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense.
by stro32 May 18, 2010
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