world of warcraft...look at the people...look at them...
by theoneandonlytbuck October 18, 2006
Sexual behaviors engaged in by individuals suffering from a sexual disorder referred to by clinical psychologists as 'Douchebagitus'. (see Douchebagitus) The disorder is commonly found in those who enjoy working in middle to upper management for large corporations, business entrepreneurs, politicians, investment bankers, and women who are nursing or pregnant.
The specific sexual behaviors of those diagnosed with the disorder vary, however are similar in that the consequences of the sexual behaviors result in the rape and destruction of mother earth and/or the subjugation and objectification of humanity. 'Douchebagery' is a term often used by clinical psychologists to describe these behaviors. (see Douchebagery)
While these behaviors cause the afflicted individuals anxiety and loss of enjoyment and the earth to become uglified and uninhabitable, the afflicting individuals with Douchebagitus usually experience orgasmic euphoria either upon completion of the behavior or when witnessing the consequences of their behaviors. Viewing bank statements, viewing crushed spirits, and signing documents are activities that often trigger the orgasmic euphoria in the individual with Douchebagitus.
The specific sexual behaviors of those diagnosed with the disorder vary, however are similar in that the consequences of the sexual behaviors result in the rape and destruction of mother earth and/or the subjugation and objectification of humanity. 'Douchebagery' is a term often used by clinical psychologists to describe these behaviors. (see Douchebagery)
While these behaviors cause the afflicted individuals anxiety and loss of enjoyment and the earth to become uglified and uninhabitable, the afflicting individuals with Douchebagitus usually experience orgasmic euphoria either upon completion of the behavior or when witnessing the consequences of their behaviors. Viewing bank statements, viewing crushed spirits, and signing documents are activities that often trigger the orgasmic euphoria in the individual with Douchebagitus.
World Domination... In rare cases the euphoria can become constant, which signals a chronic Douchebagitus condition. Psychologists theorize that the cause of constant euphoria in the individual is the result of the individual behaving in a manner that results in perpetual destruction of the earth and/or humanity. A case study performed on President George W. Bush Jr. during his presidency found him to be in this state of constant euphoria. The constant euphoria resulted in an IQ level of 52, an inability to articulate speech, a blank stare, and contorted facial expressions. Psychologists also theorize that the delayed and nonchalant response to the BP oil leak was caused by an intense euphoria experienced by many individuals with Douchebagitus.
by dah Bodawg December 24, 2010
A lyric from the beginning of "Bullet with butterfly wings" by Smashing Pumpkins.
1. Reference to how unfair or evil humanity has been to you in your endeavours.
2. A call and response. When you hear these lyrics sung, you must respond with the proceeding bass riff. Yes, this requires you to know the song. You may then proceed, if you like, to sing the next line of lyrics. This, however, is not encouraged as it can be seen as taking the joke "too far". Many lulz are then had, followed by discussion of how awesome the Smashing Pumpkins band are.
1. Reference to how unfair or evil humanity has been to you in your endeavours.
2. A call and response. When you hear these lyrics sung, you must respond with the proceeding bass riff. Yes, this requires you to know the song. You may then proceed, if you like, to sing the next line of lyrics. This, however, is not encouraged as it can be seen as taking the joke "too far". Many lulz are then had, followed by discussion of how awesome the Smashing Pumpkins band are.
1. Guy1: "Today, not only did my girlfriend of four years reject my marriage proposal. She made out with another guy in front of me."
Guy2: "That really does blow dude. The world is a vampire."
2. (Dude approaches group of friends)
Dude: "The world is a vampire" (sung)
Group of friends: "do do do do dooobee dooo."
Guy2: "That really does blow dude. The world is a vampire."
2. (Dude approaches group of friends)
Dude: "The world is a vampire" (sung)
Group of friends: "do do do do dooobee dooo."
by Swordykinsh March 21, 2010
WORLD OF WARCRAFT -
~guy on WoW~ ima gona head 2 goldshire now
(he see's a girl night elf dancing)
~guy on WoW whispers her~ i bet ur totally a guy
~girl on WoW~ umm, no im not...
~guy on WoW~ OMFG WUT? @#$%^$@!@ will u plz be my girlfriend i like u ur so hot
(lmao im a girl who played warcraft and i had this experience like 10 times!!!)
~guy on WoW~ ima gona head 2 goldshire now
(he see's a girl night elf dancing)
~guy on WoW whispers her~ i bet ur totally a guy
~girl on WoW~ umm, no im not...
~guy on WoW~ OMFG WUT? @#$%^$@!@ will u plz be my girlfriend i like u ur so hot
(lmao im a girl who played warcraft and i had this experience like 10 times!!!)
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