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Winter Nose

The kind of nose you get after walking outside in the cold. It starts running as soon as you get into warm air.
Co-worker: Are you getting sick?
Walker: Nah, I just have winter nose.
by Sisco Kid December 19, 2008
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Winter Pussy

Someone who hates and is afraid of the winter season, particularly, everyone who lives in Southern Ontario (especially Toronto), and gets all uppity and scared when a couple flakes start falling. Also, they have an innate ability to forget how to drive, and where the accelerator pedal is in their car whenever it's slightly snowing. Plus, they don't know how to use a shovel, and must call the army when a couple of inches fall.
Oh, it's being driven by a winter pussy from Toronto.
by growlerMonkey February 23, 2011
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Winter Weakness Syndrome

wintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm

noun

1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.

2. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.

3. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
Person 1: Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman.

Person 2: Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again.

Person 1: Well, at least it's finally summer.
by Hurleysurfer618 November 27, 2012
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Wintermint Surprise

Sexual position in which the female chews a piece of Wintermint gum until it softens and then inserts it into her anus; subsequently flatulating- creating a bubble. The bubble then pops on the face of the male who's face is below her. The male becomes overwhelmed with the grotesque aroma of her gas and then passes out due to extreme arousal.
"Hey Kyle, how was the strip club last night?"

"It was great man, that bitch gave me a Wintermint Surprise. It was so awesome."

"You're fucked up dude."
by Dalane August 26, 2013
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winter madness

When, in the winter you got to pee and you are wearing two pairs of long underwear and heavy pants. Your fingers are freezing and when you try to get your frozen little dick out of your pants it doesn’t reach past all the clothing because it is a shriveled little joke.
I got to pee and I have a bad case if winter madness.
by Blue Bu May 6, 2018
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Winter Break

A time that is cherished by many students from elementary school to college. Younger students will often spaz about Christmas and will just have fun not being around teachers for a change. Most college students will often get high and drunk out of their fucking minds to the point where they won't even remember half of it
Me: so how was Winter Break?
Friend: I don't remember, I was high out of my god damn mind.
by Dubiks December 31, 2018
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Winter vagina

Opposite of Summer vagina. It’s when you get chapped down under all winter long.
“When the heater is on and the air is dry, all four of my lips gets dry, I call it Winter Vagina” -nobody
by Sweetdreams13 December 5, 2021
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