Weekend buddy

n: phrase describing a defecation by an office malcontent, who does not flush, on Friday at 5:00 p.m.

My boss at Peterman & Strauss pissed me off so I left him a weekend buddy.

by Greg Ger June 30, 2006

Weekend [Emo]

A person who has friends during the week, but doesn't hang out with them on the weekend, making them depressed.

Person 1: Did you see Tyler this weekend?
Person 2: No, he was busy being a weekend emo.

by Danny Melkins December 17, 2008

Weekend

A giver of false hope.

The reason why you always wait to do your work, and then the reason why you have none of it done on time.

Before the weekend: Two days off means more time to work on stuff!
During the weekend: I'm gonna rest for a while....
After the weekend: CRAP I LEGIT GOT NOTHING DONE WHAT NOW HELP MEEEEEEEE

by considerthefollowing June 26, 2018

Rough Weekend

When Brock Lesar submits by tapping on Frank Mir's ass, and the the Patriots can't close their perfect season.

At least Brock goes home to Sable and Brady goes home to Gisele after the rough weekend

by Brockset January 11, 2009

Perfect Weekend

A 3 day period, starting at 9 pm on a Friday going till 1 pm the following Sunday, that is spent in Marengo Ohio with the bros

I just spent the Perfect Weekend at the Heartland Retreat Center with the boys

by Ryan Beich November 16, 2018

yeah man on the weekend, man

a insult to humour those attempting to be "cool".

eugene: i did a PHAT burn out tonight

matt: phat eh? yeah man on the weekend, man.

by freshjive85 May 13, 2005

weekend warrior

a term commonly used by douchebags to describe people with jobs during the week, who enjoy life only on the weekends.

Hey want to hit up a bar tonight?
Nah i can't i have work tomorrow.
oh ok weekend warrior

by anonymous100000 October 4, 2013