A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
Get the New England Weddingmug. by testabc123! June 10, 2021
Get the wedding streammug. it has its pros and cons. Its about 40% of a fun dance . Its mostly always your family members . People tend to ruin all your fun in it though
A wedding is an event that stopped being fun because you coudnt keep up a skinny bet with god or weight.
by temple girl April 25, 2025
Get the weddingmug. 
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Wordmug. where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
by mewkoz April 21, 2022
Get the ES weddingsmug. I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.
by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee August 26, 2025
Get the Carnation Weddingmug.