Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.

Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.

by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011

whatcha know

Phrase used in the southern United States by hicks. Means "how are you doing/been?" Or "what are you up to?"

Whatcha know, Billie Bob? Been a while since I've seen you in the liquor store.

by RedneckAbroad December 1, 2017

watchumean

to ask or question what someones means.

Mr. San Roman watchumean

by LilBlacki May 10, 2018

Whatchacuzz

Used by gang member from the "CRIPS".

" Whatchacuzz my nigga,whats good with ya Cuzz.

Whatchacuzz my nigga,whats good with ya Cuzz.

by Travis rudeboyslim llewdrac January 16, 2019

watch the space

To tell people that you are going to great things in the future

Tom: You not gonna make it the NBA

Jerry: Watch the space

by Damion Brook February 18, 2020

Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet

Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

Watch hogger

Someone who holds up traffic to see someone else's misery.

Also known as a rubber necker, gaper, or lookyloo.

Some guy had a flat tire on the shoulder and there were three lanes of watch hoggers causing a mile long traffic jam, so I was late for work.

by TG01 October 16, 2020