When someone has large testicles, usually tangerine size or larger. At the same time this person has a penis not longer than 2 inches when fully erect.
"Damn Decline has huge balls but a small wang"
"Yea the chicks see his huge balls through his pants but laugh when they glimpse the small wang."
This is a common example of Huge Balls Small Wang syndrome.
"Yea the chicks see his huge balls through his pants but laugh when they glimpse the small wang."
This is a common example of Huge Balls Small Wang syndrome.
by Sweatmaker December 10, 2008
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Definition #1
Doing something to embarrass yourself infront of the person you like.
Definition #2
Asking to many questions until you piss the person off.
Doing something to embarrass yourself infront of the person you like.
Definition #2
Asking to many questions until you piss the person off.
Example of Definition #1
"(thinking) dam i just burned my tounge while drinking soup... whatever I'll just air it off..."
*sticks out toung*
*opens door*
*slips the tounge back in mouth without looking*
*see's the girl that I like*
"(thinking) OH CRAP I JUST FLICKED MY TOUNGE AT THE GIRL I LIKE!... Dam now thats what I call pulling a Wang"
Example of Definition #2
Q: "so... whats your favorite color?"
A: blue
Q: "what do you like better freezing cold or burning hot?"
A: Freezing Cold
Q: "what time is it?
A: I donno
Q: "what day is it today?"
A: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Qestion person: Dam I can't help pulling a wang
"(thinking) dam i just burned my tounge while drinking soup... whatever I'll just air it off..."
*sticks out toung*
*opens door*
*slips the tounge back in mouth without looking*
*see's the girl that I like*
"(thinking) OH CRAP I JUST FLICKED MY TOUNGE AT THE GIRL I LIKE!... Dam now thats what I call pulling a Wang"
Example of Definition #2
Q: "so... whats your favorite color?"
A: blue
Q: "what do you like better freezing cold or burning hot?"
A: Freezing Cold
Q: "what time is it?
A: I donno
Q: "what day is it today?"
A: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Qestion person: Dam I can't help pulling a wang
by Big Wangster February 21, 2007
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That 12 year old girl with the hat backwards, the green bandana, and a gun stuck in the back of her baggy sweatpants who is having sex with three guys at the same time is a wangster twank.
by wangstertwank4lyfe November 3, 2010
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Get the gangsta wangsta! mug.A catch-all term that covers various forms of egregious and self-serving boasting about one's sex life - particularly when such boasting occurs over the internet.
Like the famous Supreme Court quote about pornography - wang-wagging is something that is difficult to define, but easy to recognize when one sees it. There are a few basic types of wang-wagging
Type One (Bragging to One's Friends):
For instance, whenever dudes are hanging out in an informal setting talking about their sex lives, wang-wagging will inevitably occur as one or more of the dudes in the conversation feels a competitive desire to exaggerate the details of his sex life - so as to "one up" another member of the group or to attain some form of status in the group.
Type Two (Bragging on the Internet):
Wang-wagging is particularly prevalent on the internet - especially on message boards, where male posters often go to great lengths to make exaggerated claims about their sexual prowess, and to denigrate the sexual prowess of other posters.
Type Three (Subtle):
In my opinion, dudes who feel the need to bring-up the fact that they have a girlfriend (or post about their girlfriends), even in conversations (or threads) that have nothing to do with sex - are engaging in a form of wang-wagging. By bringing up one's girlfriend in an irrelevant context, it is as if one is saying "Hey! I need others to acknowledge that I am cool/sexy/virile enough to have a girlfriend - so I am going to bring her up and talk about her - even though she has nothing to do with the topic of our conversation."
Like the famous Supreme Court quote about pornography - wang-wagging is something that is difficult to define, but easy to recognize when one sees it. There are a few basic types of wang-wagging
Type One (Bragging to One's Friends):
For instance, whenever dudes are hanging out in an informal setting talking about their sex lives, wang-wagging will inevitably occur as one or more of the dudes in the conversation feels a competitive desire to exaggerate the details of his sex life - so as to "one up" another member of the group or to attain some form of status in the group.
Type Two (Bragging on the Internet):
Wang-wagging is particularly prevalent on the internet - especially on message boards, where male posters often go to great lengths to make exaggerated claims about their sexual prowess, and to denigrate the sexual prowess of other posters.
Type Three (Subtle):
In my opinion, dudes who feel the need to bring-up the fact that they have a girlfriend (or post about their girlfriends), even in conversations (or threads) that have nothing to do with sex - are engaging in a form of wang-wagging. By bringing up one's girlfriend in an irrelevant context, it is as if one is saying "Hey! I need others to acknowledge that I am cool/sexy/virile enough to have a girlfriend - so I am going to bring her up and talk about her - even though she has nothing to do with the topic of our conversation."
Type One (Bragging to One's Friends):
"Ya - your girlfriend Jill is hot, but she's kind of plain. I'm an f-ing wild man in the sack! Did I ever tell you about the time I went to Canada and had hot passionate sex with two nymphomaniac super-models on the shore of Lake Onatario? Man - they were begging for for more of me - but I had to go back to my hotel....."
Type Two (Bragging on the Internet):
"My record for ejaculations in one day is eleven. I don't understand dudes who can't regenerate more than six times a day. You all need to start taking more Vitamin B or something."
Type Three (Subtle):
Person A: "Wow - GTA" San Andreas is a great game."
Person B "Ya - I know - my girlfriend and I play it all the time - usually right before we have sex. She loves to hijack cars and kill the Ballas. It's like an aphrodisiac."
"Ya - your girlfriend Jill is hot, but she's kind of plain. I'm an f-ing wild man in the sack! Did I ever tell you about the time I went to Canada and had hot passionate sex with two nymphomaniac super-models on the shore of Lake Onatario? Man - they were begging for for more of me - but I had to go back to my hotel....."
Type Two (Bragging on the Internet):
"My record for ejaculations in one day is eleven. I don't understand dudes who can't regenerate more than six times a day. You all need to start taking more Vitamin B or something."
Type Three (Subtle):
Person A: "Wow - GTA" San Andreas is a great game."
Person B "Ya - I know - my girlfriend and I play it all the time - usually right before we have sex. She loves to hijack cars and kill the Ballas. It's like an aphrodisiac."
by The Professor November 29, 2004
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by Jon. B June 9, 2007
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