Ethan Walkuski

King simp
Consents to pegging regularly
Will eat ass, regardless of gender
Chicks dig scars, especially on the ballsack

Colin pulled an Ethan Walkuski last time he shaved..

by Klefman February 25, 2020

Walrus handshake

When you touch the chest of a female who's breasts are not firm but saggy. It can be due to age but can also be an unfortunate genetic inheiritance.

I got Tara's bangers out, but it wasn't the best surprise. I got the walrus handshake.

by Brass Master D September 29, 2010

urban walrus

n. obese fat woman with a beard or a huge fat man with questionable gender. looks like a walrus standing upright

holy crap look at that urban walrus shes taking up five seats.

by jebus hz christos September 24, 2007

Ivory Walrus

When you nut in a girls mouth and she just happens to sneeze. Then the cum comes out both nostrils and sticks to her chin.

"Johnny Love gave that bitch an ivory walrus."

by ravekidz November 22, 2013

Wagon across the Walrus

1-An idiom used to describe someone tarrying along for a long time.

2-Gordon Freeman's expedition through Combine-Earth, who just sorta ran for days and days, thinking he'd be safe in one place just to land in another. Also, one of his lost adventures involves him throwing a wagon at a zawlrus (zombie walrus).

1-
*Guy 2 shuffles through a toolbox for no apparent reason*

Guy 1: Hey, man, STOP WAGON ACROSS THE WALRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO WAG ACROSS A WALRUS? NINETY!

2-
"Good god, Freeman. You've been wagon across the walrus since like, 1902. And it's only like, 2552 now." -Wallace Breen

by Holygiant December 7, 2009

Three Second Walrus

A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.

"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"

by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012

jamal the walrus

A guy that is super fucking awesome and hilarious.

Normally doesn't give two shits what people think of him.

Very sweet but can knock a motherfucker out anytime, any place, so don't fuck with this majestic creature and you shall live.

Look at that awesome motherfucker! I bet his nickname is Jamal The Walrus

by Jamalrus The Walrus May 19, 2014