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wrecking ball

The act of wobbling your scrotum back and forth without the use of your hands. This is best when wearing boxer shorts.
I was bored one day, so my friends and I pulled down our trousers and started doing the wrecking ball.
by DoTheDut August 17, 2005
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cell phone wreck

1. n. Any traffic accident caused by some moron who was paying too much attention to their cell phone conversation and not paying enough attention to their driving.

2. n. A child or teenager who is pouting, grumbling, and generally misbehaving over the fact that mommy and daddy refuse to buy them an expensive and needlessly tricked out cell phone.
1. The police said that the driver who slammed into the back of Leon's car had been on his cell for over 25 minutes before and 5 minutes after the collision. Leon was pissed that he was in a cell phone wreck.

2. Yesterday, John asked his folks for a $150 cell phone with texting, graphics, games, MP3 music, video conversation, and high speed wireless internet. When they said no, he locked himself in his room and didn't come out for the rest of the day. The little cell phone wreck won't get a phone that way.
by Scathe December 24, 2008
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angry train wreck

When someone places themselves upon a railroad track and then takes it in the ass, and as the train hits said person, they clench and take the ass fucker for a ride.
"Yo were doing an angry train wreck and John clenched and took my ass for a ride!"
by Jimblo February 16, 2008
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Wrecking Ball Blumpkin

While receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver's head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.
Peter could not use his toilet for weeks after Melissa's wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.
by Marcookski January 27, 2010
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Halloween Train-wreck

A vulgar sense of fashion with loud lashings of ostentation that confounds understanding.
She was a Halloween Train-Wreck at last year's charity gala.
by thyroid2k November 19, 2009
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wreck-league enforcer

Someone who is very tough, cool, and strong.
Dude, Chuck Norris is such a wreck-league enforcer!
by Tyler Petrofsky October 2, 2008
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wreck your city

1. beat someone up

2. love em all night longg
"I will rock your shit, pillage your village AND wreck your city"

"Look at the booty on that blondie, I'd wreck her city any day."
by kelseileensims December 29, 2008
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