wirespooler bitch

The type of bitch with some janky ass brace job that literally shreds dicks to smitherines

Yo Chad why you're dick look all raw and shit bro sandy was a wirespooler bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Winesack

A person who is drunk on complaining about something.

Oh, that winesack? God, yeah he wouldn’t shut up all evening.

by dogwalker_livvia August 6, 2022

widesploder

a person who gets cum everywhere

holy shit it's even on the ceiling fan! you're such a widesploder!

by squatted peanut August 7, 2022

Wipes

To single-handedly beat out the competition, usually in a definitive fashion. Somewhat interchangeable with "clears" and "solos."

The Dark Knight absolutely wipes The Batman.

by guesswho¿? September 26, 2022

Waveslincolksnabe

When someone isn't smart and 3 people are trying to spell waves

"Waveslincolksnabe isn't a word, stupid."

by okpoedo January 9, 2023

wires

headphones or earbuds with no wireless capabilities.

example 1
kyle: dammit my airpods died lemme recharge em.
eric: you can borrow my wires until they're full battery.
kyle: thanks, man.

example 2
dennis: my airpods fell in water, now im stuck with apple's brokie headphones.
josh: bro they still sell wires in 2023? that's crazy.

by kappibara February 7, 2023

Wifestie

The combination of the words "wifey/wiffie" and "bestie". A wife who is also your best friend. Your true romantic partner in life and in crime. This is the male version of "hubstie".

I can't wait to see my wifestie tonight. She brings me such life and I am so happy to have someone like him in my life.

I love having a wifestie. It's the best of both worlds.

by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023