whale kisser

Ever since Billy joined Green Peace, he has become a tree hugging, whale kisser.
by Michael Geico February 02, 2010
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Corn whale

A corn whale is a southern ohio term for a raccoon that has consumed so much corn that it is to fat to get into a trash can
The damn Corn Whale knocked over my trash cans again.
by The Prebeltuckian January 17, 2020
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Whale juice

Another name for a kale smoothie
Look at that #Trisha's Hushand's Girlfriend drinking up all that whale juice. That girl is thirsty!
by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020
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Porch Whale

A person with a dump truck like figure , who posses at least two tons of fun and is current existing on there porch/porch area
Hey man you see Becky over there , girls looks like a god damn porch whale
by Captian full send May 30, 2021
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Whale Tater

A gross and quite large sea mammal that smells of fish and/or vagina. The stench could also be compared to potatoes that have been chopped up and sitting in water for a few days. Thus the name "Whale Tater".
When encountering the beast always have at least 2 harpoons at hand for safety reasons.
Also remember to wear nose plugs when around it for the stench can be suffocating.
It inhabits in America and can be smelled a few meters away.
I saw whale tater at the library the other day,she indeed got bigger and more smelly.
by Trolo Umad April 29, 2011
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whale humper

A derogatory term used to describe an environmentalist. Anti-whaling is a subset of the environmentalism movement. Describing environmentalists as "whale humpers" mocks the environmental message while demonstrating a deliberate refusal to understand even the most fundamentals elements of that message.
Environmentalist: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about global warming?
You: get lost, whale humper.
by Brianator37 February 04, 2017
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pool whale

An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.
"Dude check it! She doesn't even fit in her iPad selfie!

"Yeaaaah man! Total pool whale!"
by TheBoo's September 26, 2014
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