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whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.
Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.
by stevetotheo April 13, 2015
mugGet the whale splashmug.

whale kisser

Ever since Billy joined Green Peace, he has become a tree hugging, whale kisser.
by Michael Geico February 2, 2010
mugGet the whale kissermug.

Flying whales

Flying whales is a statement used when something is just so amazing.

Additional adjectives- great or giant for example, can be added to make the statement stronger.
"I'm pregnant!" "Great flying whales! I'm so happy for you!"

"10/10 flying whales for you."
by iamdogbork July 18, 2019
mugGet the Flying whalesmug.

whale shart

High volume high density deposit of fecal matter in your underwear when attempting to fart. More than a shart less than a turd
Thought I only had to fart but my fart-shit separater failed to indicate the material that was about to be dispensed. Resulting in a large shart.... A whale shart.
by kriegmann January 3, 2015
mugGet the whale shartmug.

Sperm whale

Whalecum,also a crazy thing my friend pk says-
by MisakiiChan March 11, 2021
mugGet the Sperm whalemug.

whale patty

Man you trying to go to the club and catch us some whale patty?!
by Funnyladyinok November 14, 2013
mugGet the whale pattymug.

fowpny whale

"A four penny whale".

A huge piece of battered fish purchased from the fish a chip shop. Derives from Lower Gornal in the Black Country.
I'm gooin up the chippy, dunya want anythin

ar, get us some clondykes and a fowpny whale
by Minder November 24, 2007
mugGet the fowpny whalemug.

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