(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
by DearUniverse July 16, 2016
Get the The Wedding Yearmug. by M3anP3opl3101 January 21, 2018
Get the Weddingmug. A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception
I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty
by bones_ May 6, 2025
Get the White water weddingmug. When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.
Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.
by BaconRainey October 19, 2021
Get the Wedding Jiesusmug. It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!
The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding
The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding
by tehemonster August 7, 2011
Get the nuns weddingmug. To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past
"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"
by Kyleyolo February 5, 2020
Get the Wedding toastmug. Recess Wedding Epidemics are when two popular kids in 2nd - 5th grade have a recess wedding (see recess wedding) and magically, everyone else has one too. Recess wedding epidemics can last from a week to the end of the school year. They usually can't be stopped easily by teachers, but it's possible. When they can't be stopped, it's either because:
1. The same kids (or different ones) who started it had another recess wedding.
2. The other kids look up to their Kid Couple of the Week, and therefore it doesn't stop until the recess relationship stops.
3. Kids have ✨hidden✨ recess weddings and it looks like it stopped for a bit until some dumb kids don't get the memo and suddenly even the bathroom floor germs know about Little Jimmy's recess wedding and it usually stops there.
1. The same kids (or different ones) who started it had another recess wedding.
2. The other kids look up to their Kid Couple of the Week, and therefore it doesn't stop until the recess relationship stops.
3. Kids have ✨hidden✨ recess weddings and it looks like it stopped for a bit until some dumb kids don't get the memo and suddenly even the bathroom floor germs know about Little Jimmy's recess wedding and it usually stops there.
Kid 1: Hey, did you hear? Jessica and Tommy started a recess wedding epidemic. Man, i hate them.
Kid 2: I dunno, Tommy helped me hold hands with Susie, so we might have a recess wedding.
Kid 1: Not you too! Frick recess wedding epidemics.
Kid 2: I dunno, Tommy helped me hold hands with Susie, so we might have a recess wedding.
Kid 1: Not you too! Frick recess wedding epidemics.
by BiodegradableBabies August 29, 2020
Get the Recess Wedding Epidemicsmug.