ron weasely

Harry Potter's ass servant

Harry: Go fetch my wand for me, Ron Weasely!
Ron: O-ok, Potter-kun...

by A Potato-loving Cactus June 9, 2016

weasle-monkey

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out that dance like a weasle-monkey!!

by Keta April 19, 2003

A Wesley

Driving way too drunk, even though all of your friends told you it was a horrible idea.

Hey man i just pulled a Wesley to the NEX, so your two shots of white rum don't impress me.

by A wesley April 22, 2017

Wesley Pipes

A larger then average beer bong who destroys anyone in his path.

Wesley pipes just destroyed me

by samp800 July 18, 2010

Wesley

Is literally the hottest, least gay person I could think of when I think of the top 1 gayest people. Now that's an acomplishment.
I'd tell him to fuck off if I could naroWOW

person 1: i am gay
person 2: hi wesley

by Princestia July 31, 2018

Wesley Campbell

Bitch face, caveman looking, piece of shit. Acts like a gentlemen, but is a complete asshole inside. Deserves the absolute worst from anyone or anything.

Wesley Campbell really needs to die.

by realistofthemall May 14, 2015

Wesley

Your typical average norm of a white boy, but this man has a different twist in his package, he has nothing but the words of Jesus Christ in his mouth, he is also a big reader and a huge nerd in math class, with his attitude you want to beat him the FUCK UP. He also has a dad that gives him very weird looks like a oddly manner, sometimes i wonder why does trash exist? And then I realize its for the sake of memes.

Blake: Hey where is Wesley? I have to beat him up!
Me: Probably preaching the lord.
Blake: Lets go!

by NotGiveMeDaDoritoz July 24, 2018