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VSCO GIRL

A dumb bitch with an identity crisis.

- Vsco girls wear oversized t-shirts and scrunchies, their hair is put up in a messy bun and they usually top off their outfit with puravida bracelets. Vsco girls carry their useless hydroflasks everywhere (that they don't even drink out of) and they most likely own hundreds of redbubble stickers. True vsco girls wear crocs and birkenstocks, as well as puka shell necklaces that look like they are cutting of their circulation. They own thousands of metal straws and have a mental breakdown everytime they leave them at home. Their instagram stories are mostly of shared posts to do with dying turtles and the environment. Their vocabulary consists of 'and i oop' and 'sksksksksk'. and they choose to believe that they rule the damn world.
SAVE THE TURTLES ;)
"AND I OOP"
"Oh great, another vsco girl."
by vscogirlsareoverrated September 2, 2019
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vsco roadman

how to be a vsco roadman

1.need to say skiddie bop at the end of every sentence

2. every a manbag

3. gotta say init instead of isn’t it

4. say wagwan instead of hello and hey etc.

5. have to say fam

6. say you come from the ends

7. say finks/ finkin instead of thinking/ thinks

8. gotta say Chief (an unintelligent person)

9. gotta listen to grime and that

10. vsco roadmen have to say mans and gun lean

11. IMPORTANT Vsco roadmen take and throw away scrunchies
vsco roadman: wagwan g mans peppa pig still
by BigDickDave9012 August 31, 2019
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VSCO GIRL

That one basic annoying girl i school usually named Rebbeca and wears a shell necklace and has more that 50 scrunchies also has more that 1 hydro flask and metal straws
Girl 1 “Ew who’s that”
Girl 2 “that’s Rebbeca the vsco girl she’s so annoying
Rebbeca:“ and i opp- sksksksksks
by ThatOneFisteylatina November 11, 2019
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VSCO Girl

An asshole who thinks they are cool
by DICTIONARY 420 September 9, 2019
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vsco girl

a girl that is an annoying bitch. most vsco girls have a oversized t-shirt or sweatshirt, normally have scrunchies, they most likely wear Vans. and don't forget they have that fucking Hydro flask to complete the annoying ass look. they also say statements like sksksksksks and and i oop- also save the turtles
vsco Girl: skskskskksksks and i oop
Me: what the fuck she's such a vsco girl
by u bettr sutp September 27, 2019
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Vsco Girl

Just some girls that will walk around saying sksksksks and showing off their hydro flask just so that they can be more attractive to men
by avscoboy156 September 5, 2019
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VSCO girl

2 skinny white bitches so bored they made a company to support the turtles and the second friend was like if they can fit plastic straws up their ass they can fit a medal one to straws don’t go up your mother fucking god damn nose considering that the 2 white girly bitches probably thrown some Starbucks out the window to
Their words
“I finger myself with medal straws and suck dick out of a Tasmanian devils asscrack”
VSCO girl 2”I now have a dick made of medal and I’m packed in snacks and don't know I can refill a plastic bottle and reuse a plastic straw
by Dibshit asscrack November 23, 2019
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