a species of humans that think they’re different. they all own shell necklaces, scrunchies, hydro flasks and vans. the only things you will hear them say are “sksksksksk” “and i oop-“ and “dropped my hydro flask!”. they only drink out of metal straws and think having vsco is a personality trait.
person: hey-
vsco girl: sksksksk and i oop- and i oop- sksksk dropped my hydro flask! sksksksksk
person: wha-
vsco girl: and i oop!!! sksksksksk save the turtles!
vsco girl: sksksksk and i oop- and i oop- sksksk dropped my hydro flask! sksksksksk
person: wha-
vsco girl: and i oop!!! sksksksksk save the turtles!
by obnoxiousweeb August 24, 2019