A selfish fat lazy shit formed over a billion years ago with megarexia and immense stupidity and multiple eating disorders and a gicantic invisible schlong bigger than the universe itself.
Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.
Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.
by Ellosvs July 16, 2021
''You heard of that 'von Tippelskirch' dude?''
''You mean the one they're saying is 'The Helper?'- the one sent to remind People of the truth?''
''Yea, that's the one.'' :)
''You mean the one they're saying is 'The Helper?'- the one sent to remind People of the truth?''
''Yea, that's the one.'' :)
by Thereminderoftruth December 16, 2018
Blatantly better than Dahvie Vanity.
Okay, well, Jayy Von Monroe was just his BOTDF stage name. He's actually named Jeremy Griffis, and LORD he took in some horrible shit during his tenure with Blood. He did manage to escape the abuse (did I mention Dahvie almost made him contract AIDS by forcing him to not take his HIV meds with him on tour?) and has a much better career as Dahli.
Okay, well, Jayy Von Monroe was just his BOTDF stage name. He's actually named Jeremy Griffis, and LORD he took in some horrible shit during his tenure with Blood. He did manage to escape the abuse (did I mention Dahvie almost made him contract AIDS by forcing him to not take his HIV meds with him on tour?) and has a much better career as Dahli.
Jayy Von Monroe, now known as Dahli, won the fourth season of Boulet Brothers' Dragula and was crowned as "World's Next Drag Supermonster".
by 7568ino October 22, 2024
by thetree3000 June 07, 2022
The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 13, 2011