Verbal Trigger Defense

The defense wherein disagreeing in it, the sayer proves a point and the disagreer only makes it harder for themself. It's sometimes justified in order for the disagreer to expose any horrible truths.

Robert: "How come the system is like this? Please answer me right now. Why do I have to pay this much student loans? Is this corrupt."

Businessman: "No, this is not corrupt in the slightest and your opinion is wrong. A Verbal Trigger Defense won't help you in the slightest. Yes, everyone knows we're corrupt now but you still have to pay jack you filthy oaf."

by Leidgima-Bawelson September 10, 2020

verbal slippage

When you say something you really didn't mean to say due to nervousness.

This can, in turn, cause nervousness and result in verbal slippages.

by Alexilore September 12, 2020

Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.

*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”

by K_IRL October 14, 2020

non-verbal visit

Where you go to hang out with someone, but they have a super-long phone call from a super-important person, and so they are unable to end the conversation and give their undivided attention to you. If you know the person well enough and are therefore fairly familiar/comfy with their assorted business/family/personal matters, however, this situation can sometimes not be all that bad a thing, since speaking and acting involve two separate and unrelated parts of the brain and are therefore completely different thought-processes, and so you and your friend can still hold hands, cuddle, exchange massages, relax in bed, and even have sex, all while the person is still maintaining his unbroken listening and yackety-yacking into the handset (it helps if he wears a little earpiece/boom-mike headset-attachment that plugs into the phone, since that way he does not have to clutch the phone to his ear with his shoulder, and so he can have both hands/arms completely free to give you whatever physical attention that you two wish to engage in during the visit.

Non-verbal visits can sometimes be almost as enjoyable as hanging out and holding a conversation, plus when you are ready to take off again, you do not actually have to interrupt the person's phone-conversation to verbally speak your farewell; you can just smilingly offer him your hand, and he can then smile/nod affably back at you and companionably pump your hand while he still talks on the phone with his caller, and so in this instance he will consider your "alternative" farewell-gesture to be just as satisfactory as if you'd actually said goodbye in the "usual" way.

by QuacksO October 2, 2017

verbal inflammation

A condition when someone talks about nonsense in excess that the tongue swells up preventing further waste of words.

I told Jay to shut up before he gets verbal inflammation!

by Mr. Robotron June 11, 2017

Verbal Suht

A verbal suht is very similar to a physical suht (See suht in the urban dictionary). A verbal suht is an attack on someone's personality, style or lack there of, bad hygiene or even the selected enemy's body.

Mr Peters-"Hahahaha did you see Kristian's roots?"
Jermain- "Yeah bruh, they look like dead grass!"
Ally- "ouch, easy on the verbal suhts guys."

by Tylor with an O March 8, 2017

verbal petting

To drive someone to masterbation by prolonged periods of dirty talk

I subjected nikki to heavy verbal petting , until she took her self off for some hand relief.

by Gibdog82 October 6, 2016