vanilla

Nature's favorite form of torture. It smells wonderful, but tastes FUCKING AWFUL by itself. This means you experience and desire great tastes, but don't actually get to satisfy your want. Quench your need. Make you happy. Oh no, you can only smell and wish.

(While some coffee is like this in the fact that it smells better than it tastes, vanilla smells better than any coffee I've ever smelled. Vanilla > You.)

It's also the most common ice cream flavor.

*Man first discovered vanilla*

Hmmm... this smell good. *drinks* ... *spits out* MAN, THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!

Why, WHY does this odor torture me so?
The scent fills my nose with wonderful thoughts... yet my mouth lacks the same feeling. *cries*

by ~The Nameless One~ May 18, 2005

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In the swinging lifestyle, "vanilla" means anyone who is not a swinger. Term used ONLY within the swinger community to describe friends or aquaintances who are not involved in the lifestyle. Most of you reading this are vanilla and don't even realize it.

We won't be able to play at Dave & Jen's pool party.. there will be some vanilla couples there.

by Degenerate Dan August 20, 2007

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small vanilla tootsie roll

Originally from a Saturday Night Live episode.

Slang word for any white male who has a small penis who participates in a nude activity such as skinny-dipping. Often done by white males who think their penis is of big or average size.

I have no idea why John played strip poker with the girls, his small vanilla tootsie roll isn't going to impress them.

by Trent Easton May 22, 2006

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