The Velvet Surprise

When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.

"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."

by Veliana November 22, 2017

velvet ear

Club soda

Get me a velvet ear....

by Rickthetoolman February 18, 2018

Velvet hoo hoo

A beautiful, tasty, pussy that is freshly shaved and as smooth as velvet.

I was jonesing for an ice cream cone, but my girl's velvet hoo hoo looked much more desirable.

by SlimShadee June 13, 2016

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker August 23, 2016

Velvet surprise

When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.

Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.

by PPhil24 April 21, 2020

Red velvet unicorn

A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period

"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"

by Zolaxo2002 March 9, 2020

Velvet Punch

A term used to describe a betrayal by someone or something considered to be virtuous and then is shown to be the opposite. It leads to a feeling of great unease by a soft movement, like a punch from a velvet boxing glove

“I was watching this comedy and all of a sudden it became serious. It was a real velvet punch”

by Hugh Wards May 17, 2020