soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina

dude that was a very soft velvet underground

by ted324 August 14, 2009

red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation

Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"

by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015

velvet caviar

A texture of pussy that also smells like sea bass.

Man that girl I hooked up with last night was like velvet caviar.

by Bullitproofone September 15, 2022

The Velvet Surprise

When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.

"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."

by Veliana November 22, 2017

Red-Velvet

When two people have sex and get period blood and semen on the bed.

Scotty “Hey we should Red-Velvet your bed”
Stacy “Only if you clean up after”

by DeviousTickler June 25, 2025

velvet ear

Club soda

Get me a velvet ear....

by Rickthetoolman February 18, 2018

Gay Velvet

A velvet that is a gay twink and loves cocks in their mouth

He is such a gay velvet

by nullicity_1 September 14, 2025