Urban Dictionary

A website that is primarily used to define common slang words and random sexual acts. However, it also acts as a website where kids with no lives (usually male teenagers of the white persuasion) rant, complain, and make (idiotic) fun of things such as minorities, girls, religions, and other things that don't directly have any effect on their lives at all.

White teenage boy with nothing to do #1: Hey. I'm bored with our middle to upper class living. What can we do?

White teenage boy with nothing to do #2: I know, lets go to Urban Dictionary.com and pretend that we're cool by saying the word nigger and making up awesome names for sexual positions that only idiots would do.

by Anonymous123454321 October 2, 2008

Urban Dictionary

The place where people find out that 95% of word are dirty to some one.

Dude, wtf, the urban dictionary says that this word is dirty, but it isn't.

by mastershake916 April 15, 2006

Urban Dictionary

A place where people go to to figure out definitions of words. Words that people commonly look up include, sex, drugs, weed, homosexuality, purple penises, and dead babies. The site is mainly visited by deranged pedophiles trying to learn the slang of the younger generation so they can masturbate and say words out loud like "rad" or "cool" or "roflmfaobbq". So, take caution when viewing this website, as masturbating pedophiles could be masturbating as you read definitions from this site.

sex drugs weed homosexuality purple penises dead babies roflmfaobbq Urban Dictionary

by Pothead420blazer April 10, 2010

Urban Dictionary

a fucked up place for racism and sexism of ppl in different countries than the fucked up place urban dictionary came from. This website is a terrible place for little kids. It teaches them the true meaning of sex in an inappropriate language many of us have no fucking clue to what they are talking about or fucking. This website should be closed down for maintenance until all inappropriate language is put away (except the porn) and all its racist comments be erased unless it has to do with Africa in that case no one gives a damn shit about the god damn forsaken waste land of God himself. Furthermore, the funny comments of ppls names and the acronyms should stay just because of thier funny liking but the names of famous ppl should be erased if you do not want the ppl of the republic to hunt you down and make u kiss ur ass goodbye. Now the sons of bitches who created this mutha fuckin website should die with curses on their families 4 eva but the funny definitions have taught us a great value: WE TRUELY ARE GAYLORDS OR MUTHA FUKAS. I would also just like to say:

"FUCK YOU ALL"

Fuck you all ass holes

by chicken of wisconsin July 18, 2008

Urban Dictionary

How could you look up the urban dictionary while you're INSIDE URBAN DICTIONARY! Now that's just inception, you philosopher! Anyways I guess you came here for a definition. Urban Dictionary is a website dedicated to internet slang. Anyone can upload their own definitions here, and when you submit your definition, it is looked over and if it is an acceptable definition, it is added to the term on the top box. Now that we've covered how to make definitions, we will now go over a few functions. Urban Dictionary is a memory bank of internet slang, so you may type something in the search bar and find what people defined the term as. If you see a¯\_(ツ)_/¯ then this means that you either typed it wrong or you just discovered a term that is ready to be defined.

Lenny: Oh heyy there spicy boi! I like your swag spaghetti!
Garrette: Uhhh Lenny, that's not how you use slanf...
Lenny: I'm trying to be a cool dude
Garrette: *facepalm* Have you ever even HEARD of Urban Dictionary?
Lenny: Urbee what-ctionary?
Garrette: Ugghh... JUST GO TO URBAN DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP SLANG!
Lenny: Oh. Okay...

by SushiWarlord November 1, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A place where people can make stupid definitions, find random words, and learn about "iNTerEsTiNG" stuff.

Urban Dictionary is an iNTerEsTiNG place.

by notunedible May 14, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary. A Site that was good when it was created. people are given the opportunity to define any word. at first it was all good. but someone decided to start a spreading virus that effects all urban dictionary writers to write something about sex or something that has absolutely nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word you type in. It also contains alot of swear words, lucky im different

Sexual :
Me : looks up cake
Results : Another word meaning ass or butt
Urban Dictionary... you changed. for the worse

by Winterose_ August 9, 2021