Twoof

An exclamation for something that appears or happens by surprise

I was on my way to South Campus when twoof! An Oettinger went past me.

by ClawedHealer February 23, 2018

twootle

a smol twoot, beeper, booper

look at that tiny tweeter twootle

by birbqueen September 18, 2018

twoofer

something said when you're talking about two things happening at the same time, OR in any situation there is a 2 for 1.

Me: well damn, my truck is stuck in the ditch
Friend: it looks like you're out of gas too!
Me: LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A TWOOFER here!!

by threalmccoysandwicheater September 22, 2018

Toobing

Beating your meat...
Jerking off...
Spanking the monkey...

Why is the door locked? Because I'm toobing!!

by MattIce12 December 29, 2018

Twoot

A twoot is a wet “toot” that smells nasty...

My dog twoots in his sleep and it is digusting.

by Dawnridge February 9, 2019

Twook

One who exhibits the traits of both a twit and a kook.

That British soccer commentator is a real twook.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

Twoop

Something sara and dee says because they are super dope. It really is a bootleg gang call.

Homie: what should our gang call be?
Homie#2: prolly twoop because it’s gotta be good since sara and dee uses it.

by OhAyHeSoThirsty July 16, 2019