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Illini Mud Twister

Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.

Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025
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panty twister

Someone who can make a girl turn on
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Atomic Twister

2002 porn film about 2 tornadoes sucking off a nuclear power plant.
Hey did you see that new film “Atomic Twister”?
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Memphis Twister

While a couple is having anal sex. Male is ramming the female from behind. The Male reaches forward with both hands, grabs the female's ear lobes, begins to violently twist each and lets out a howl as he does this.
She didn't like it the first time so I know this will be the last time so I might as well give her a Memphis Twister.
by Pennsylvania Growler May 31, 2011
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fig twister

Gosh unicorns are such a fig twister
by MarJoe28 May 5, 2019
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Montanner Twister

The act of drinking copious amounts of cherry vodka followed by grabbing a male by the testicles and giving them a little twist and resting your middle finger against their butthole threatening their manhood causing you to gain instant compliance.
Mark sure gave tanner a montanner twister when he walked by.
by generalbukkake May 13, 2024
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Serbian tip twister

The act of rubbing feces on one’s penis, pulling back the foreskin so Smegma leaks out and immense pain occurs, and stroking it
Yeah, that girl said she likes watching guys doing Serbian tip twisters
by RippingRod April 27, 2024
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