Liberal Tears

Slang for the Semen of a person who holds liberal political views

Girl 1: Yo, I just had sex with a Male Feminist blogger.
Girl 2: Did you get a face full of those liberal tears

by Bill Natterson September 25, 2020

Teardrop

the shape that water takes when you cry

Other objects can also look like teardrops

"Kaitlin was sad because her face looked like a teardrop"

by Intrepid jubilation December 2, 2016

Penis Tears

When a man goes up to his crying partner and wipes away their tears with his penis.

What's the matter baby, don't cry, do you want some penis tears?

by blazerchick5 February 19, 2011

teardown

A house purchased to be demolished where the land is used to build a larger, more expensive house. Teardowns are purchased because the land they sit on is worth more without the house.

My parents house in the old neighborhood is worth $600,000 but it would definitely be a teardown.

by Mandingoe January 12, 2008

tear the pussy up

fuck the shit outta your girl

Guy: What happened with that girl last night?
Guy 2: You know I had to tear the pussy up right quick

by basketballgirl21 April 9, 2016

Tear Drop

1. Water from the eye

2. A sexual act where a male ejaculates into the eye of a female giving off a tear drop effect.

1. I cried tear drops last night

2. I was getting head from my girlfriend and then out of nowhere I tear dropped the wench.

by GreenSteez January 30, 2004

tear ass

1. To fart loudly; to fart with such force that it's as if one's ass is literally tearing open.

(Syn. "rip ass")

1. Holy shit! Are we under attack or did you just tear ass?

2. Roll down the windows. Bobby just tore ass.

by Mr. Filbert October 9, 2008