Bung Thread

Bung Thread(s) is a term used to describe the markings left behind on the inner anal lining of a sexual partner that has just received anal intercourse from one or more partners. It is usually used as a form of measurement to determine the depth of penetration to gauge ones schmeat length in comparison to others who have left their own Bung Thread(s).

Brad- “Bro I just gave Stacy a pink sock last night and left the deepest Bung Thread I’ve ever seen.”

Chad- “That’s some serious schmeat length bro”

by AnneFranksDiary May 29, 2020

Fresh Threads

1. An up and coming clothing company that will revolutionize the industry while mocking the other major clothing outlets of today's material world.
2. A pairing of words that one cannot say many times, really fast. And if you can, you're not doing it fast enough.
3. Fresh Threads is about unity, and not conformity.

1. Whether you shop at Abercrombie, Hot Topic, or GoodWill: Fresh Threads is for you.
2. We "don't discriminate, we regulate every shade of that ass." as some dead rapper once said.

by Nathan Hess April 14, 2004

teradactyl

A flight attendant who continues to work well past retirement age; a flying dinosaur.

Look at the bad botox on that skyhag! It's a teradactyl!!

by cheap pilot July 24, 2009

treadmill

The definition of being a Graphic Designer. Make the design, show the design, customer changes the design, make the changes, show the changes, customer changes the changes back to the first design, change things back, show first design, customer changes the design to whole new direction, make new design, show new design, customer changes design back to first one... and on and on and on.

Good God that agency has got me running on the damn treadmill. By the time they pick a design I'll have retired.

by Kyle Bellamy December 13, 2006

Transiberian Treadmill

a sexual phenomena involving a very precise process which first involves a girl on all fours... naked of course... on a treadmill that is turned off. You then stand behind the treadmill waiting... naked of course... as the girl proceeds to turn the treadmill on full speed, launching herself into you... BOOM!

Ben's Sister: "Hey my face is starting to hurt from the Phillipino Flapjack. do you think we could try something else?"

Willy Pete: "Yea bend over on that treadmill real quick I'll show you the dirty dady Transiberian Treadmill"

by mDiB November 11, 2010

Teadious

Teadious - the feeling you get listening to Tea Party candidates as they take any steaming horseshit of an idea, stick a flag or a cross in it, and call it cake.

I was listening to the Reid-Angle debate last night - that Angle is fucking teadious.

by HavaBrain October 17, 2010

treadmill metal

Heavy, thrash-death metal music that although going very fast, doesn't seem to go anywhere.

Dude, this band's guitars are tight but it is total fucking treadmill metal.

by Black Mage and the Rough Dryders February 6, 2006