Fuck you tour

When you and the boys full send a whole weekend in honor of the boys you are sending it with

Osvaldo and Richard better be ready to put a dozen down the hatch, the Fuck You Tour simply isn’t finished.

by Clementine Woollysocks March 15, 2019

Secu tour

A spontaneous wild adventure to somewhere you don‘t even think about where you go or drive. Travel blindly to somewhere far only to chill, smoke or enjoy the view. The word secu defines a something that is completly illogic and something what you say: WTF.

Hassen:“Yow let‘s make a secu tour bro“

Bryan:“ Yeah just drive to France and make a stop somewhere to chill out“

Hassen:“ Easy bro, go to the gas station to buy cigarettes“

by ponchoboy December 22, 2018

world fuck tour

A couple's or individual goal to fuck everywhere and/or fuck someone in each country in the world.

So far, Kelly and I have done a world fuck tour in Canada, the US, Mexico, Japan, and Philipines. It seems like we're moving westward.

As part of his world fuck tour, Marcus has fucked 30 women in the same number of countries.

by PenguinSlideMaster December 25, 2019

Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.

I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip

by Skimpies On Tour May 27, 2016

Booking my tour

When two men participate in homosexual activities.

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now

by Sir long schlong December 05, 2021

EU sex tour

To have sex with one person from every country currently or ever part of the European union.

I only have one country left on my EU sex tour.

by Penman96 May 15, 2021

Tour bus incident

when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.

hey! do you remember the tour bus incident?
Oh mah godddddddd

by larry loves tour buses September 08, 2023