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Gumby Torture

Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.

Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
Bob: Gumby Torture!!! That movie was terrible!
Greg: I kind of liked it!
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torture time

Torture time is held on november 6th by satan and is directed at a certain individual deep in the friendzone.
by .;). November 6, 2020
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Cock and Ball Torture

its a fun game to play with your friends/family!! a game for all ages and genders. (NOW INCUDLING 13 *RARE* STD'S ONLY FOUND IN NORTH AMERICA!!) "I say this all the time folks, don't sleep on this one."
hey mom, wanna play a quick game of cock and ball torture?!?
by nuclear robo bitch with std's December 12, 2021
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Cock and ball torture

When ari shits out clumpy fags and lick cloe hair cock my gussy lumps with some fag holes

Fuck you - frankie❤️
When he fucked me so hard until my niagara Falls vagina creamed with the power of Zeus

Cock and ball torture is very smexy
by My air fell off in my cupcake November 12, 2021
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Cock N Ball Torture

The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.
Guy 1: Bro I used cock n ball torture on this one zoophile! Guy 2: Thats awesome!!!!
by xRyco February 5, 2022
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The Tortured Poets Department

1.Department with millions of members, poets. and Taylor Swift as the chairman of the Tortured Poets Department.

Can be shortened to "Tortured Poets".

Can also be abbreviated to "TTPD".

2.A double album by Taylor Swift released on April 19th of 2024. the double album being "The Tortured Poets Department" which includes 16 tracks, And "The Tortured Poets Department:The Anthology", which includes an additional 15 tracks.
The Chairman of the Tortured Poets Department: "All's fair in love and poetry, sincerely the chairman of The Tortured Poets Department."
by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024
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Child torture

Where a young kid makes you watch dumb YouTube videos with them.
You have been watching "CATNAP vs. SQUID GAME MINECRAFT NOOB vs. PRO vs. HACKER CHALLANGE" with your younger sister for 5 minutes.
You: "This is child torture..."
by FlameDuplix007 April 8, 2024
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