Land Torpedo

Term for an Arab. In reference to suicide bombers.

Fuckin' land torpedos keep blowin' themselves up!

by Harry Kuntz May 9, 2005

Rubbery Sex Torpedo

A nickname given to dolphins do to their promiscuous nature and underwater agility.

Woah, look at those fins on that rubbery sex torpedo!

by TreesAreFood October 16, 2012

Torpedo Sneak Attack

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened

Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick

by CaptainKelly304 December 13, 2010

Hidden Torpedo

When you shit into a womans vagina, with or without her consent.

Bob:Hey Jessy, do you like Submarines?
Jessy: Yeah!
Bob: Good because i've got a Hidden Torpedo for your vagina!
Jessy: You mean your penis?
Bob: Nope I mean I'm gonna poop in your vagina.

by TrevorSeanKai March 29, 2010

Tomped

to be in a deep state of drunkenness where judgement is lacking, one's ability to converse logically is no more, and thinking is non-existent.

Sloppy behavior ensues, and picking up girls just becomes hilarious and embarrassing.

Yo, Ronnie came home so tomped last night. While he cooked sausages and spaghetti in the microwave, he told me 18 times how he is going to open his own bar, how he is too good for these sloots, and then proceeded to pass out after telling racist jokes.

-"Hey, hey, hey so this guy who has never talked to me in the past year, and unfriended me on facebook months ago, comes up to me to shake my hand, and i'm like who are you. I don't know you, we are not cool. I almost fought him, bro. Who does he think he is?" -"Go to bed. You're tomped."

by hockey19 October 6, 2012

waffle topper

A name for the act of ejaculating on the outer labia of a female after intercourse. Also known as "icing the cake."

1. I remembered at the last minute that she wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her a waffle topper.

by Matt the Poet November 2, 2008

topes

Darlo street slang - short for totes inappropes which is of course short for "totally inappropriate".

As in "The party was topes because people stripped their clothes off at the door."

by Cozza999 June 22, 2009