dirty torin

The worlds largest annual sausage festival where to get in you have to have AIDS or Torin as your name.

I went to the dirty Torin last week and I think a might of popped to many cherries in my ass

by Dirty Torin lovers September 11, 2018

The Tories

A Conservative party full of stuck up arseholes who are 99% of the time white old people who can usually be seen around the isles of m&s. The sight of the BLM movement makes them want to jump off of a bridge.

“Why did you just spit on that homeless person?”

“Because I am part of The tories.”

by Your local Karen February 22, 2021

toris

also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.

"It took me three hours to find the 'toris and then I went all over the place."
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something

by Baba Oriley September 23, 2008

torin

someone that can gain more than 40lbs of weight in short period of time.

damn hommie...what the f*** happend to you? ur like a torin dude! u were 112lbs last year man...look at urself now. ur liek 150lbs.

by Alex April 5, 2003

Tori-Cakes

Tori-Cakes is a scene kid from Manchester. Well known for her stunning eyes and amazhing hair. She has a unique style and somewhat defining personality.

"Ohmigawd did you see Tori-Cakes in her bbycks shirt"

by Torrrrrrri June 2, 2009

Teriyaki Phonebook

When a woman places a single breast on the ass of a man. This will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man butter ever. Boob on ass.

Mike: "Dude, I Teriyaki Phonebooked Chelsea last night."

Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."

Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."

by Bruce Bartwo August 29, 2011

Tori

Tori- An honest, loving loyal to a fault woman. Never was or is a knockout, but has great eyes, bright smiile, long wavy brown hair, gets prettier the longer you look at her, always a lean body and athletic, loves deeply and has a presence that lights up every place she is. Naive and the best doormat, easily forgotten

I used to hang out a lot with Tori, she was always happy and could make a bad situation good. Great at sports and a great mom, always had my back and there to help. She called me one time stranded on the road and needed a ride, it I didn’t answer the phone and forgot to listen to the message. Huh, I never did call her to make sure if she was ok? She let me borrow her car for like a week one time, haven’t talked to her since

by thedutchess38 January 30, 2018