Toothbrush

Step 1:touch some grass while going out side.
Step 2:go to store with money that you acquired legally

Step 3:purchase both toothbrush and toothpaste
Step 4:pay for it you little shit

Step 5 :exit store and go home
Step 7:enter bathroom

Step 8:unpack both toothbrush and toothpaste

Step:9 grab toothpaste and place contents of it on toothbrush

Step 10: place toothbrush in side of mouth and start scrubing
Step 11: try doing it for 2 minutes

Step 12:well done you have now revealed all the cavities in your teeth

Now go to the dentist.

Give me a moment I need to brush my teeth with a normal sized extremly unpretty blue toothbrush

by .... . .-.. .-.. --- October 6, 2023

purple tooth

one who's tooth or teeth have changed color due to excessive drinking of red wine.

Scotty's got some purple tooth going from all the Franzia he's been chugging.

by AndrewSc August 20, 2007

badger tooth

Much like a camel toe, a badger tooth is when a womans trousers are so tight you can see her pussylips!

"Woah mate, look at that girls Badger Tooth!"

" I know, she has a nice pussy! "

by samuelloheyzolinez February 22, 2009

georgia toothpick

slang for an axe

she was swingin a georgia toothpick around and swearing like a mad woman!

by J Aziz February 14, 2009

horse tooth pudding

A dessert dish no longer as popular as it once was, originating in the British Isles, specifically south England. Virtually unknown outside the English-speaking parts of the former British Empire, the main ingredient is ground horse teeth, with other additives to make a pudding. Popular with the landed gentry and seen as a delicacy now.

A: "The oddest thing on the menu at that little pub was horse tooth pudding"

B: "Horse tooth pudding? What the hell is that?"

A: "It's some dessert in England, they make it out of old horse's teeth, all ground up or something."

B: "That's nasty, bro."

A: "Word."

by lexicon_t October 28, 2013

sex tooth

When you crave sweet foods or candy right after having sex.

I could really use some chocolate because that threesome left me with a serious sex tooth.

by Musicfreak36 July 21, 2014

snaggle tooth twat monster

A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.

Wow, I've seem to have lost my appetite for Arby's since seeing that snaggle tooth twat monster.

by ballsonyabeaver March 4, 2015