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elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.
To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."
by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016
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Crippin-tons

On crippin-tons you weird ass boy.
by LawfulCitizen November 5, 2025
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metric mother-of-god ton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...
by RoarMc March 28, 2017
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ton pentre

A place in Rhonda Valley. Rough as fuck, no one has a job and the main fashion is Lonsdale London and hugg boots!
Stay away from Ton Pentre you benefit bastard! It's bad enough as it is you bloody wanker!
by S.L.K.J April 9, 2017
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Bitch ton

a large amount of something, bigger than a fuck ton
Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have a Bitch ton of homework to do.
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Fuck ton

Exactly 10 shitloads or two complete fuckloads
Man, we laid a fuck ton of bricks today...we've still got a couple of shitloads to lay tomorrow and we'll be done with that job!
by Dcor388 August 4, 2021
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