Tommies Whalehammer

This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.

I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!

by Arse raider December 4, 2017

Tommy ain't it

It's basically just a child that is 17 years old and has a crush on a 95 year old lady named Lizzie aka Queen Elizabeth II this was proved by Tommy ain't it saying to a tiktok "Oh Lizzie's so lovely 😍😍" Like a simple well I guess he'll be losing No Simp September. 😄

"Omg have you heard of Tommy ain't it's newest video on YouTube?" yes I have I'm starting to think he's a IPad kid ☹"said everyone.

by ☹Why? WHY? WHY?!? WHY...... ☹ September 8, 2021

Tommy Joke

A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.

Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!

by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018

Bartender Tommy

That dude to be dude friends with! And it’s not a joke at all. Make bartending is legit what you should inspire to be. That name has grabbed more ladies, and woke up next to ones I only dreamed about. How? Who knows, he’s the shit and you will know what I mean. Once you watch the girls, watch him, while watching him mix up drinks.

I wish I was as attractive and had the confidence, to talk to women like Bartender Tommy can!

by A Westfield wishful August 3, 2018

Tommy Special

A female smaller than average in height, but slightly wider and heavier than average.
Tommy Specials usually have a relatively plain face, but substantial cans.

Susceptible to the 'baby monkey' sexual technique

"Look at that chubby girl"
"is she a chode?"
"No, that is definitely a Tommy Special"

by BigNickRowe May 5, 2013

Tommy Tucked

A phrase introduced by up-and-coming rapper and Twitch variety streamer, MND Squid. The phrase is a play on words based on a Thompson Submachine Gun. Having a "Tommy Tucked" refers to having a gun hidden away at all times, often within an article of clothing for concealment purposes.

"Bro don't want no issues with me because I keep the tommy tucked."

"Girl you know I keep that tommy tucked."

by Kerblamnam August 19, 2019

Tommy Vercetti

The main character in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Normally seen wearing a blue-green hawaiian shirt. After being released from jail after the Vietnam War, he left Liberty City for Vice City.

Guy 1: Yo, hoo iz da mane karecter in Vise Sitee?

Guy 2: Tommy Vercetti, you prick!

by Maccer July 16, 2008