Uncle Todd

a white man who will do anything to stay in good standing with "the black man" while in prison.

"Tommy had no choice but to become an Uncle Todd in prison, either that or he'd be passed around like a sex doll"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

Sweeney Todd

A play in which a barber shaves people, kills them, and makes them out of pies

*someone goes to the baber*
*barber starts to shave with a razer*
The Person~ PLEASE DONT PULL A SWEENEY TODD ON ME!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!

by Ainsley August 16, 2004

xander todd

xander todd is one of a kind he is the most amazing person /player you will ever meet he will turn your wolrd upside down and make it so much better to live with

xander todd the player

yea that xander todd the worman pleaser

by sinmaster123 October 29, 2011

Mary Todd Lincoln

A weird psycho lunatic who's goings to end up in an asylum somewhere starring at a wall trying to nurse a watering can.

I mean do I have to spell it out for you? You're a Mary Todd Lincoln if there ever was one.

by Chad Radwell February 19, 2017

hot todd

A disgusting beverage consisting of warm tequila and any type of tea.

Let's rail some hot todds bro.

by SnigglefapZ June 5, 2017

Proper Todd

When two gentlemen stand face to face, One guy puts his hand on the other guys shoulder and place other free hand on erect member. The guy with free hands, places one hand on guys elbow and other his other hand cups the one that is wrapped around swollen penis. assistance is given until ejaculation is achieved. this is all done while both men wear top hats, other old timey cloths optional. upon completion, no words spoken, only tip of the hats and both men go about their day.

It was the birth of the Industrial Age. Steam powered locomotives rushed by in a whirl. Smokestacks pushed out plumes of blackened soot laced smoke. Threw the misty brick covered street. no words were said, a glance given, and then two dandy gentlemen engaged in a Proper Todd.

by ScumbagPoet October 19, 2017

hot-rod todd

a man who hasn't changed since 1990 and has the hottest sweater vest since 1970

"How do you like your history professor?" "He's such a hot-rod todd--he had the same hairstyle in his senior picture!"

by CalcClan November 17, 2006