trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom

by One Done February 1, 2012

One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011

A Trouser

A fart, follow through or Wet one in the pants. Normally delivered (but not always) whilst wearing trousers or shorts. Frequently commanded by a loud explosive noise and or smell.

Oh no, I have done trouser

Cripes has someone just Trousered?
Oh no, I have just done a Trouser!
What's that foul smell, who just Trousered?
Tooooooot....Whoops I've just let out a Trouser!
I've just Trousered and I now I'm touching cloth

by Trouser Pete May 22, 2023

Trouser truffle

Trouser truffle is the metaphorical mushroom ( a penis ) that grows beneath one's trousers.

I'm tellin' ya bro. When she bent over my trouser truffle went in full bloom.

by Someyun Gi February 9, 2023

running trousers

the greatest piece of garment to ever exist "run fast worlds most"-unknown

guy 1are those leggings or running trousers
guy 2 you fucking idiot those are running trousers real runners dont wear leggings

by qazwsxedcrfvtg November 1, 2023

Wowzers-trousers!

An exclamation of profound amazement at something truly brilliant

Wowzers-trousers, Flotsam invented the term Wowzers-trousers! And it wasn’t Doodles at all! He’s a stone cold genius

by Splunky January 29, 2024