Shat

The past tense if "this shit"

I ate so much chili that I went to the bathroom and immediately shat.

by thislittleguy July 18, 2016

shat

shit + chat = shat. used to describe people who are chatting bulk shit that isn't funny or useful.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road?

B: Fuck you chat shat. Kill yourself

by sscock May 31, 2016

Shat Chat

A fart, toot, poor or flactuaence.

My dad loves to shat chat and blame it on me.

by JC 24 me January 6, 2017

Shatting

Shatting is the term used, when two or more people share something that is pure and utter “shit” and can also be associated with the idea of “chatting shit.”

Shatting is commonly used by “begs” and people with “no life”

“Vanessa, i heard Stacy said your batty looks small” screamed Dave, “Stop shatting Charlie, your mums a hoe”

by Mr pilgrim October 29, 2019

shat

the ancient Egyptian currency

I sold my fish and got 20 pounds of shat

by history guru December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020