Thunder Cunt

When the lips of your vagina are oversized and they slam together when you walk.

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and it is uncomfortable agaisnt my penis.

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and i hear it when you walk.

by Chonga-mark March 21, 2008

thunder cunt

Unusual occurance in the woman's birth canal (sexual organ). When a raging tropical storm is taking place in the vagina. Usually caused by depression or great stress and comes out in the form of thunder and lightening. In more extreme cases vaginal secretions shoot out from the vagina said to be rain from the thunder cunt.

I swear to you Danny, I was about to insert when I heard a loud bang. Then a bolt of lightning shot out and clean burned off my pecker. The bitch had a thunder cunt.

by jnikes020202 November 23, 2006

thunder thighs

Pertaining to a person with very large or fat thighs.

I need to get rid of these thunder thighs.

by Light Joker September 7, 2004

Blue Thunder

The act of making sweet, sweet love to a dolphin's blowhole.

"Man, I was once a lonely fisherman, floating on the seven seas in solitary gloom. Then I discovered Blue Thunder! Never before has my tackle seen such fare!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

thunder rodding

When you wrap wire around your throbbing member and during intercouse you electrocute it. The amount of voltage varies from user to user (personal preference).

Warning: "Thunder Rodding" may cause severe burns and possibly the amputation of your meat knob.

Rodion: "Thunder rodding can be fun."
Steven: "Really? I hear it can burn your cock."
Rodion: "I know...thats why its fun."
Steven: "Oh..."

by Argonak April 19, 2008

Bum Thunder

The act of farting on someone's johnson during anal sex.

James, I'm going to bum thunder you.

by Lady Thunder April 5, 2013

thunder lizard

When a man slams his dick (lizard) into a man so hard tthat when he screams it sounds like thunder.

Last night, I gave Tommy the best thunder lizard ever

by OpoMan17 February 14, 2012