The Cum Run

"The Cum Run" is what you call it when you run across the hallway to the bathroom while covered in your own ejaculate. This would occur when you have forgotten to bring tissues to clean up after masturbating. (The running part is to prevent cum from dripping on the floor.)

"My housemates caught me doing 'The Cum Run'."

by Lanky Wanker May 19, 2019

Chocolate Run

When you must rush home in time to make bowel movements, or a chocolate deposit, it is said that you are making a chocolate run.

"Damn, I really had to fly on that chocolate run, or I might have soiled myself."

by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013

Rolling Runs

The beer shits you get after a long night of drinking the greatest beer on the market, Rolling Rock premium beer. Much like the bottle, it has a definitive green color to it, and, like the beer shits you get from drinking bud light, it comes in waves of 2 to 3, maybe 4 trips to the bathroom. However, Rolling Runs has minimal/no odor, and that's a plus.

I drank too much Rolling Rock last night at that party, now I have the rolling runs.

by dgafer123 August 14, 2011

Run Ricky

A dude that runs from his problems

A man named jace runs from his problems ; man trying to fight him RUN RICKY

by Blauhhh December 19, 2019

Running in flipflops

The sound I two ladies having sex

'I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night'.
'Why?'
'Lesbian housemates were having sex. Sounded like someone running in flipflops'.

by Sadpastie August 20, 2016

Runners runs

The explosive, and sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. Side effects may include burning, itching, or destroyed anus, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time

"Hey, great job on that 5K, want to go hang out with the team?"
"No man, I got a bad case of Runners runs, I'll catch up with you in a bit."

"Are you done in there?"
"Yeah, but you might want some Febreze or matches, I had a bad case of Runners runs."
"What the hell man..."
"Sorry"

by jewfish910 January 27, 2012

Period Run

When you're driving, and you get caught at every red light.

"Sorry I'm late, I had a period run on my way here."

by Andy and Sandy September 6, 2016