Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.
person 1: "have you heard of Luis Walter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"
by theonethatscool October 28, 2021
stop being a alex walters
by @_bea_baby_ February 06, 2018
Person 1: I earned $10,000,000 from my Walter White Lab yesterday!
Person 2: In GTA V?
Person 1: No...
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In real life.
Person 2: Oh...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ... Can I have some?
Person 2: In GTA V?
Person 1: No...
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In real life.
Person 2: Oh...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ... Can I have some?
by SigmaChad3000 June 06, 2024
Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.
Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.
by QuacksO May 12, 2019
by Bruh_lol_ June 14, 2021
If you’re a Walter you’re probably pride yourself for raw dogging reality. You lack the knowledge to play beer pong or maintain a regular human conversation because you’re inevitably consumed by your alter ego and pride yourself on being straight edge. You’re probably a Walter if you have symbolic tattoos that contradict how realistically dull you are. You’re probably a Walter if they only exciting thing in your life is seeing how much you can bench every day but don’t bench them bitches because a Walter is a virgin.
“What you don’t know your own zodiac sign?
You’re such a Walter!”
Walter: “ play some technical death metal”
You’re such a Walter!”
Walter: “ play some technical death metal”
by TigerLilwack69 February 07, 2019