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torture tube

Regional narrow-body jet known for short-haul flights, exceptionally cramped quarters and enough overhead bin space for an empty backpack, being generous. Made famous by Comair and their massive fleet of these for city hoppers, which has not helped in the age of tightening belts, both on the airline side and consumer.
My business had me fly out 3 hours to the client's site on a torture tube where I enjoyed the company of my adjacent passenger's rolls spilling out into my lap while contorted in such a way to make even a small Asian girl blush
by mzax August 1, 2017
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Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.
“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
by C$tone June 10, 2018
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Tube-taught

adjective

1) taught to oneself or by oneself to be (as indicated) with the aid of YouTube or other online videos
2) learned through hands-on experience guided by YouTube or other online video resources
Origin: 2015
1) Tube-taught Bariasta; a Tube-taught small appliance repairman
2)a Tube-taught mastery of the art of Minecraft
by Clockwork2k2 May 31, 2015
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tube amp

An amplifier built with tubes ; some types of output tubes / valves such as EL34, 6550, 845 etc can be used . Most common designs are push-pull and single ended and OTL. Those amplifiers are alternative to SS (solid state) amplifiers where no tubes / valves available. Some hybrid type of amplifiers also available.
As an audiophile upgrade is in my blood and my tube amplifier needs rolling new tubes.
by TheRambler123 September 23, 2017
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Blue Tubes

When all your pent up sexual frustration builds up and you finally get laid--only for the sex to be garbage and you go from horny to angry af real quick. Especially mad you wasted a body count on his micropenis.
That mother fucker from last light spit all this game about tearing my pussy apart, only to find out his dick game is weak, and now I got the worst case of Blue Tubes.
by FindYorChi February 11, 2019
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shame tube

A kid friendly slang term for the male genitalia. Roman Catholic in origin, however, it's precise etymology has yet to be discovered. Scholars, to this day, continue to argue over the first musings of the term.

Made popular by writer/comedian Dan Harmon in the opening monologue of the 152nd episode of the Harmontown podcast titled: "White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire".
"If you push my shame button, the shame tube will empty."

"Father Peter let me dip my shame tube in the communion wine again last night"
by SirAsshat July 5, 2015
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Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people
"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
by Warkitten October 12, 2008
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