Cera Syndrome

Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.

Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"

Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"

Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."

by franzthegreymonkey August 15, 2010

Hiro Syndrome

When a guy in anime, usually a well-loved or attributed character, goes after a girl who doesn't want him, whose rejection makes him act like a total asshole. Usually applies to gay men in Boys' Love anime who act all hetero over one specific girl, much to fans' dismay; however, it can also apply to canonically heterosexual males or males in non-BL anime when fitting the criteria of NICE GUY TURNED RETARDED THANKS TO BITCH. Often used as a plot device in fan fiction.

"Wow, did Steve totally just ditch his best friend Michael for Mikayla or what?"

"He's only acting like a jerk because of Hiro Syndrome."

by THEBEARJEWPWN'DYOUANDLEFT January 26, 2010

Steppies syndrome

When a person visually experiences the world upside down but in a 2-Dimensional field, similar to Alice in Wonderland syndrome but everything is black and white

he thought that he was heading to the surface but he was diving deeper into the depths of the swimming pool because he has Steppies Syndrome.all of a sudden he hit the bottom of the pool.
His eyes were bulging with a red yellow tint because of Steppies Syndrome

by Mielas13 February 14, 2022

oolesh syndrome

The Condition in which u result in when you may or may not talk or walk or be friends with oolesh

Sadhoon,Oolesh,Bengu,Harmith
Recent victims :Sharon

OOLESH SYNDROME

by Oolesh.Kumar June 6, 2020

mercy syndrome

When a person believes that a girl feels so much pity for them that they actually like them.

"I feel bad for Brandon. He actually thinks Sam likes him. Just another bad case of Mercy Syndrome."

by Dead_Meme April 6, 2017

toosier syndrome

Toosier syndrome is when a person(usually someone called toos) lasts full nights and probs days without any sleep. Symptoms include binge watching Netflix and tiktok. If you know someone with these symptoms and they don’t sleep and somehow are fine the next day then diagnose them with toosier syndrome.

‘toos hasn’t slept in days and is addicted to Netflix!’ ‘She probs has toosier syndrome’

by sparklygurl April 12, 2020

Kovo Syndrome

Kovo Syndrome :

A Rare condition When your feeling out of place , lonely , and no desire to hang out with friends or communicate with others. Sports come rough , hands are rock hard and your concussion counts keeps going up. Nobody wants to play with you and it even know you

Symptoms :

- loneliness

- Increase in hair growth

- no drive

- increase in tweets
-ignoring the bros

- sports lacking skill

- chap lips

- heavy hands

- increased lies

- wheeling girls over FB

Outcome :

Not living life

Guy : Hey man wanna hangout later?
Friend: Nah sorry man , got homework to do

Guy: ah I see you starting to get Kovo syndrome

by Tricky CCT March 30, 2013