Slap the Pope

When something is un-worldly good or bad. it makes you wanna inflict bodily harm to the holiest man on earth.

1.damn that burger makes me wanna slap the pope!
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope

by rfleurent February 16, 2008

Jolly-Slapping

A new craze circulating the Stratford area in which girls slap certain boys for no apparent reason.

Fancy going Jolly-Slapping tonight?

by DrButtplug March 29, 2011

Smith Slap

The Smith Slap is similar to the Bitch Slap. It is administered by one Alpha Male to a Beta male - typically in order to protect the honor of a female companion.

Occasionally at the Oscars in front of a global TV audience of over 14 million on Chris Rock’s face.

Wow. Will Smith just meted out a helluva Smith Slap on Chris Rock’s face. What a strong man.

by Sina22 March 28, 2022

slapping off

Slang term for masturbation. First used by an annoyed African-American mother at a Greyhound bus station in Nashville Tennessee.

"The only bathroom.... (inaudible) .... yea, but we caught him slapping off in there just last week!"

by freakinheck May 11, 2014

Slap Dap

Going from a hand slap to a sideways dap when greeting someone.

"Its slap dap, Hand slap then come back with the fist"

by GreenDewde December 16, 2011

Shaurya Slap

When you are bangin a dime honey bitty from behind and you furiously strike her in the BASE OF THE SPINE. This causes her whole body to lock up into a massive seizure, and thus tightens whatever hole the man is profusely penetrating. Similar to the donkey punch, but even more twisted.

Shaurya: Yo I just put an air freshener in my sheets.
Me: Why would you do that?
Shaurya: So my bed smells good when I Shaurya Slap a ho tonight!

by Reaganomics February 27, 2008

pecker slap

The act of slapping someone with ones own pecker.

also see: Dick Whack, ding-a-ling popper, or Penis Sling

dude, some guy just came and hit me with his penis and went PECKER SLAP and ran off.

by J-$ December 28, 2005