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Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer
I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants
by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019
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shuffle punk'd

The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.
Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.

Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!
by Mo's Friend Steve October 26, 2010
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schedule shuffle

The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.
Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.
by Robbie Robinho Robinski March 3, 2012
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Super Shuffle

Phenomenon when your iPod plays all the songs in succession that match your mood and have no need to skip. This can make your day a lot better depending on how your feeling. This can happen often or not depending on what your library contains.
Guy 1: Jim what's got you so happy?
Guy 2: Sam my iPod's played everything I wanted to hear today I haven't pressed skip yet.
Guy 1:Oh, yeah that's a Super Shuffle I had one last Monday.
Guy 2: This is amazing! I wish my iPod would do this more often.
by Mental D.I. May 13, 2011
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The Rizzmirez shuffle

The Rizzmirez shuffle is when you get a guy named Alexiz to do smoke a bunch of weed and do coke and get him liquored up and then send them to Taco Johns
Person 1: Did you see Alexiz last night??
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: The guy was blacked out doing the Rizzmirez shuffle
by JuanitoMN26 May 6, 2023
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Fynnley Shuffle

A dance that originated on the sergeants bus. You swing your legs side to side and clasp your hands as you moved them the opposite way your legs go.
by Michael from Vsauce February 4, 2020
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Cheesedick shuffle

The long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night.
Man, I had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning. Needless to say, it was embarrassing and I got 2 new numbers.
by Dangerdansby March 19, 2014
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