Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning

"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."

by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023

shaft dip

When someone enters their hang into some warm curtains.

"I gave that bitch the vertical shaft dip" -Me

by Large Hang October 22, 2009

Shaft Hammer

Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'

Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!

by TechieD April 5, 2011

shaft licker

A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like

That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.

by Sir Dingle Berry April 20, 2015

Shaft tackle

The act of rushing oral sex on a male subject on the first date, usually in public.

As soon as we entered the club, I was immediately hit with a shaft tackle.

by Poke Her Face June 12, 2018

shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.

by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023

team shaft

A group a people who form a team whom each individual pulls double digits.

Damn Nate is part of team shaft

by FoutMastaFlash October 22, 2003