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Pining

In fantasy sports, the act of benching all or some players in an effort to win statistical categories. Often times done by low IQ players in an effort to gain an edge in fantasy baseball.
Connor is pining all of his pitchers this week.
by Guru6969 July 2, 2022
mugGet the Piningmug.

pine knotting

When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the small city of Big Bear Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.
Lumbersexual Bob: "Here's a quiet spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"
by pinenaughty March 25, 2016
mugGet the pine knottingmug.

Lakeside Pines

A place for homies to come together, to unite mfs of all race, color, creed, and sexual orientation. A safe place for family and friends.
Ayooooo, you coming to lakeside pines this weekend bro? Shit’s gonna be hyyyypppeeeeee!!
by Vortel May 20, 2021
mugGet the Lakeside Pinesmug.

pine mitten

that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...
by paddymoo March 8, 2009
mugGet the pine mittenmug.

pining

when 1 man uses his cocooned foreskin as a resting place for a pine cone until the pine cone turns green because of the cheese and then uses the cone as a pleasure item.
I’m pining tonight until my rectum explodes!
by Nigletmotion28 August 7, 2025
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Pine grove park

Undercover homosexuals that meet up for gay sex late at night at this park
Damn bro Eddie got caught on grindr that Pine grove park ass nigga
by Richgozinya45 September 27, 2020
mugGet the Pine grove parkmug.

new jersey pine

When you probe gabes asshole with a mike and Ike
Yo I just gave your mom a New Jersey pine
by YoooBoiii May 5, 2014
mugGet the new jersey pinemug.

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