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Garden Porn

Photographs showing off your luscious garden. Much like "Food Porn", where it shows off it's final product on a plate, "Garden Porn" shows off it's luster of fresh vegetables and fruit still in it's growing and utter fresh state.
Have you seen Jerry's Garden Porn ? It look's so good I can't wait to see his food porn.
by Captn Jax Macky April 13, 2011
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Winter Garden

A town outside of Orlando, Florida which consists oo old people and squirrles.
John: "I'm going to Winter Garden to go hunting!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"
by EmilyTheStrange007 May 12, 2009
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Gardening Eden

me and my girl were Gardening Eden all day and nite.
by andres u March 4, 2009
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Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening
"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"
by MC86 June 24, 2021
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garden night

when a group of people come together to smoke weed
David: Hey Sammy, we’re having a garden night tonight, you in?

Sammy: Yeah, I’ll see you later!
by robinyournuts April 7, 2022
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Chao Garden

a place where you raise these cute little footballs called chao. you can make it live in the holy realm of tymora (hero garden) or the kfc on kennedy and queen (dark garden)
Bro: I spend more time in the chao garden than the actual game
Bro 2: same bro
by UrbanizedMotena September 10, 2022
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Garden Tiller

A very fast hoe, whore, slut etc.
Gosh she is such a garden tiller, she went through 6 guys in one night.
by Elliott_Skylar January 27, 2009
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