Couch Butt

when a couch potatoes ass has grown so big that it has started to conform to the shape of the couch.
#1 OMG....look at that ass!!!! It is HUGE!!

#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.

#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.
by ZipItGood March 16, 2011
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blue couch

A picture text of a woman giving a blow job to a moster dick next to a blue couch, usually accompanied with a the phrase "Hey I'm selling this blue couch, but unfortunatley this is the the only pic i have of it."
Jeffrey: Hey Alex do you want a pic of that blue couch?
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
by Carnage1106 June 25, 2011
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Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.
by dkin December 15, 2015
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Couch Whore

A person who takes up 1/4 + of the couch when there are many people on the couch; Hogging the couch
Jenny is being such a couch whore tonight.
by Kay99 March 18, 2011
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couch magnet

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.
guy1: "where are you going?"

guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"

guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"

guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"

guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
by glassfungus February 05, 2010
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couch bobbing

The act of being sexually intimate with a couch; couch or sofa fetish.
The atmosphere in the room got a little weird when the cat started couch bobbing.
by AcesHai January 02, 2018
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couch husband

A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.
Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.

Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.
by JK Knowling March 13, 2022
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