cake

to cake someone is to completely soak their body in sperm

i caked your grandmother last night

by gutter mind October 23, 2011

cake

Philadelphia/tri-state area slang for a voluptuous booty. Usually heard more often by skinny white girls trying to seem 'hood' or ghetto.

White girl 1: Sarah got dat cake like mmm girl and she white too!
White girl 2: You knowww bitchess hate!

by 1325654 December 14, 2010

cake

Any form of alcoholic beverages.
Can be used as noun or verb.

Lets get some cake.( lets get some alcohol). I'm so caked. ( I'm so drunk). Lets go on a cake run. ( lets go on a beer run) .

by rhomb August 6, 2006

cakes

"-cakes"

a suffix added to any adjective to make it cute or give it more style; its swagga is analogous to that of the prefix lol- added to any noun, as in lolcats or loltrain.

person 1: Hey, you wanna hang out tomorrow?
person 2: Sure, what time?
person 1: Iunno, how 'bout noon?
person 2: Nah, I got work 'til 3. How 'bout 3:30?
person 1: Fine by me.
person 2: Settledcakes.

person 1: Yo, check out my phat new beats! What do you think?
person 2: Wow, they sound greatcakes!

by flippinflyguy May 20, 2009

Cat Cake

When you take a Sh*t and it is composed of over 20% hair.

Bro i was taking a dump i looked and it was a cat cake, wtf did i eat

by Mr. bubbles614 January 7, 2009

cake butler

derived from snack dad, a cake butler is a parent who dispenses sweets to their children on demand, offering no resistance. A cake butler is said to be incapable of standing up for themselves, and is synonymous with pushover or spineless.

Johnny is a real yes man. He plays cake butler to everyone who asks something of him.

by GhostOfRedditPast December 5, 2019

Icing On The Cake

When you jizz on your shit in the toilet before you flush.

Person 1: Bro I had a fat burger yesterday. I need to go ice the cake.
Person 2: Yeah I like icing on the cake when I eat it too.

by D1ngus March 21, 2022